In my last couple posts, I have advised you people as to how best enjoy Oktoberfest in the comfort of your own home: this week, against my better judgment, I suggest you leave the house, and actually socialize with your fellow man. After all, Oktoberfest, in its original incarnation, was about celebrating life with one’s neighbors! Over these next few weeks, the DC area will be hosting a plethora of German-esque festivals hearkening the changing of the seasons. To my mind, these events fall into two distinct categories: kid friendly, carnival-style affairs (read: “Family Fun”), and beer-centric gorge-fests best left to the adults (read: “No, daddy is not sick! Now stop crying and keep your eyes on the road!”). Below is the full gamut of Teutonic tumults at your disposal: Choose wisely!