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Town to End Long-Running ‘WTF’ Holiday Parties

by Tim Regan — June 27, 2016 at 10:15 am 0

Town Danceboutique 2016D.C.’s “largest gay danceclub” is ending one of its longest running holiday traditions.

Town Danceboutique (2009 8th St. NW) plans to host its final “WTF” party this weekend, according to a Facebook event post.

WTF is a themed event series usually held around holiday weekends. Previous parties have attracted blasphemers for Good Friday, fitness fanatics for Thanksgiving and a big yellow cat for MLK Day.

“WTF is retiring at the ripe old age of 7. In party years, that’s like 107,” the Facebook post reads. “We’ve had seven solid years of late-night fried chicken, Pu$$y Noir’s milk showers, Dirrty Pony’s disappearing act, JaxKnife’s radioactive bearlesque, Salvadora Surrealness and Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 10 or 11 contestant BaNaka!”

The last hurrah before the event’s “gaycation” will revolve around a “happy ending” theme.

“Take this opportunity to wear that lewk you’ve always wanted to wear, to bring that squirrelfriend you’ve always wanted to bring or eat that hotdog you’ve always wanted to eat in front of that boy you always wanted show how well you eat a hot dog,” the Facebook post continues.

The party starts this Sunday at 10 p.m. and will include appearances and performances by Ed Bailey, Aaron Riggins, BaNaka, Pu$$y Noir and Salvadora Dali.

Read the full event listing below:

WTF is retiring at the ripe old age of 7. In party years, that’s like 107. Like all good gays, we’re cashing in our collection of Piñatas** and Elmo costumes and buying a condo in Fort Lauderdale***. We’ve had seven solid years of late-night fried chicken, Pu$$y Noir’s milk showers, Dirrty Pony’s disappearing act, JaxKnife’s radioactive bearlesque, Salvadora Surrealness and Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 10 or 11 contestant BaNaka!****

WTF has had a good run on holiday weekends, but she is finally taking her own gaycation. Join us for one last* hurrah. Take this opportunity to wear that lewk you’ve always wanted to wear, to bring that squirrelfriend you’ve always wanted to bring or eat that hotdog you’ve always wanted to eat in front of that boy you always wanted show how well you eat a hot dog.

Don’t worry (I know you were worrying), WTF’s spirit will pop up
occasionally through performances and parties at various unexpected and debaucherous locations.

Come, dance, feel oats.

Performances by BaNaka, Pu$$y Noir, JaxKnife, Salvadora Dali and Lady Gaga*****

Music by Ed Bailey and Aaron Riggins

WTF!? Happy Ending*
Sunday, July 3
Town
Doors 10 PM

BaNaka, Pu$$y Noir, Salvadora Dali,

*We reserve the right to bring back WTF to another night at Town or another location whenever we feel like it.
**That’s a joke, we would never sell our Piñatas.
***We couldn’t afford Fort Lauderdale. It’s actually in Davie, Florida.
**** or 13
***** Lady Gaga will not be there.

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