The leaves change color, the sky grows darker and you can smell ’em in the air. Every year ’round this time they peek their four-eyed pizza faces out of hiding and head to the halls of learning. They think they’re better than us, I tells ya! And they thought they were safe. But what they didn’t count on was the Power of Positive Drinking busting out Indian burns, wet Willies and a whole slew of DC’s finest comedians to unleash all out war on geeks, dorks and losers alike. It’s time to show everyone who ever made you look dumb that the only thing book-learnin ever got anybody was a swift kick to the nuts and maybe a wedgie or two.