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Taxi dates. (Luis Gomez Photos)

Scott Thompson writes a biweekly column for

From Scott Thompson. Follow Scott on Twitter @foureyedblond or email him at thompson[AT]

Five Similarities between a DC Taxi Ride and a DC First Date


I approach a taxi cab the same way I approach a first date: with optimistic trepidation.

It’s a rule of thumb I developed after having survived a healthy number of first dates in Washington and an unhealthier number of cab rides, given my genetic allergy to snooze buttons. The reason is simple. Both taxi rides and first dates follow the same, well-choreographed conversational arch and culminate in one of two ways:  joy or anguish.

The run of show generally proceeds as follows:

1) The Apology Stage

The first word out of one’s mouth on a DC first date is most often, “Sorry!  I’m late!”   Traffic or Bikeshare dilemmas are usually blamed, followed by pronounced embarrassment at such ‘uncharacteristic’ tardiness.   The first few moments in a taxi cab are no different – except the expression “Sorry! I’m late” is used not to extract sympathy, but rather to ensure that the driver knows that you, unlike any of his/her other customers, are actually in a hurry and have no time for stop lights.

2) The Small Talk Stage

After apologies subside, participants in a date or taxi settle into a perfunctory small talk routine to break the awkwardness of two strangers sharing oxygen for the first time. “Wow – long day.” The received response serves as a bellwether of how the remainder of the conversation will flow. If either party perceives a hint of boredom or overextended enthusiasm, the imbalance will sink the conversation immediately. If mutual tolerance and interest does develop, participants move swiftly into the Conversation Stage.

3) The Conversation Stage

At the threshold of the Conversation stage, neither party knows exactly what to expect, which provides equal levels of intrigue and worry. It’s possible that the conversation may involve an engaging exploration of each other’s family backgrounds, musical tastes,  and opinions on the best Ethiopian restaurants west of 12th Street NW. It’s equally possible that one remark about the U.S. election provokes a political filibuster that drains all joy and potential from the relationship.

4) The Realization Stage

If the Conversation Stage goes well, participants may realize a long term potential with each other. Business cards or phone numbers will be exchanged and the date/drive will conclude with a sincere  “thank you – I really enjoyed meeting you.”

Most often, however, the opposite occurs. After crawling out of the Conversation Stage, participants begin to look at their phones or watches. Time begins to slow and the need for a swift exit strategy becomes apparent. Statements like “can you please speed up — we can make this light” or “I think our waitress forgot about us” start to pepper the conversation. Many participants will accept an urgent, fake phone call from a concerned friend, or simply feign imminent nausea.  Almost all will find themselves staring out the window at happy couples blithely passing by on the sidewalk. Oh, it’s SO easy, isn’t it?

5) The Frustration Stage

If and when participants reach this stage, inner monologues disintegrate into Sally Field territory.  “WHY am I stuck here?” “WHY did I agree to pick up this awful person!?”  “WHY didn’t I just walk straight home after work?” At this point, the financial burden of the experience becomes apparent – fueling both anger and anxiety. In a cab, one may choose to throw money at the driver (or customer) and bail out three blocks early, either out of frustration or actual dearth of cash. On a date, one may decide to split the drastically imbalanced bill simply to save time.

At the end, when the doors open and participants are thrown back into the real world, we question why we subject ourselves to this same, emotionally draining experience week after week, month after month.  We question if life would be easier and more peaceful if we lived in a different city.

Above all, we think of our college crush – and his/her car.


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by December 19, 2011 at 8:00 am 1,342 0

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Work continues on  the new location for Taylor Gourmet at 1908 14th Street NW, former site of Ruff & Ready. This will be the third DC location for the specialty sandwich shop, plus two already in the suburbs. (Luis Gomez Photos)

From Mike Kohn. Got some news for Mike that he might have missed? Email him at [email protected] or find him on Twitter @mike_kohn.

Eataly in Town

Ever heard of Eataly, the massive Italian food emporium in Manhattan? In case you haven’t, think a giant farmers’ market, but all Italian food and inside. Well rumors have started spinning about where it’s going to be when it comes to DC in the near future and Eater has these ideas captured for us. It might be at the City Center downtown, in the Georgetown mall, at the old Borders space near Farragut square or the former ESPN zone space — or somewhere else entirely.

Cab Fares Going Up

Brace yourselves if you take cabs around the city. The The Washington Post tells us that the taxicab commission approved an increase in the fares coming soon to a District near you. Under the proposal, while the base $3 rate will stay the same, the per-mile rate will jump from $1.50 to $2.16. Ouch. Silver lining: you should be able to pay by credit card by fall 2012 (hooray?).

Charge it to the Fed

The District has been spending a fair amount of money on the Occupy DC situation. Because of the way the city is organized, the land that the protestors are on is actually federal land and it’s the National Park Service that is allowing them to say. According to WTOP, Mayor Gray has asked the Fed to jump in and cover some of these costs, rather than assigning all of it just to DC taxpayers. This isn’t actually out of the norm, since apparently DC frequently gets reimbursed for various marches and protests. We’ll see what happens on that one.

Smithsonian: Seriously Amazing

Quick: when you think of the Smithsonian, what’s the first thing that comes to mind? As the Post says, apparently they feel like their image has become “the nation’s attic” and they’d like that to not be the case. After extensive research, the famous Institution will be rebranding itself with the tagline of “Seriously Amazing.” Seriously? Amazing.

by December 14, 2011 at 12:30 pm 1,732 1 Comment


Borderstan: News from Dupont-Logan-U Street

From Michelle Lancaster. Follow her and tell her your news on Twitter @MichLancaster or email her at [email protected].

Washington City Paper shared the news of the vote on Tuesday. The Commission kept the base rate, or what you start off as a minimum fare, at $3 but increased the per mile rate by 65 cents.

Before you complain too much, note that the additional passenger surcharge is eliminated and taxicab modernization was also part of the vote. I have a hard time finding too much fault with the decision after reviewing the rates of Arlington County cabs.

May I also suggest that some of you that think all cab drivers are excessively rude and disingenuous attempt to have a conversation, a real chat, with your cab driver as a real person working for a living, just like you? I know it doesn’t always fix everything, but as my man Otis would say, you gotta try a little tenderness.

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