Someone once said that the night is darkest before dawn… Okay, I swiped that from Batman, but for many of us, 4 am is an hour we do not want to see during the work week. Unfortunately, my personal joker is an evil paper delivery guy who needs to be awake at 4 am–and he is taking us with him.
For the past month, I have been at war with the paper guy who plays ridiculously loud music a few times a week, usually between 3:50 and 5 am. At this point I feel like I am part of a Chevy Chase flick, because I am sure that said paper guy has no idea that we are at war. After opening my window and glaring at him–which somehow proved useless, I decided I needed to do something. I need sleep!
