Jonas? Like, the brothers? Jonas? Like, the Weezer song? Jonas? Jonas? This storm — expected to dump double-digit snowfall across the region and bring wind gusts up to 55 miles per hour — is no Jonas.
We all know storms need to have catchy names. There was, of course, the Knickerbocker blizzard of 1922, the Presidents’ Day snowstorm of ’79, Snowmageddon. But Jonas? That’s no name for a storm that threatens to bury the city in frozen water and spark a years-long shortage of bread, milk, eggs and toilet paper. (more…)
From Josh Kramer email him at joshk[AT]borderstan.com and follow him on Twitter at @jessohackberry.
Whether it will be one inch or one foot, it looks like the DMV will be seeing some snow in the next week. Call it the “Snowquester” or call it “Snowpocalypse” or even “Snowmageddon.” Should a thick blanket of white fall upon Greater Washington and predictably disable all activity, you’re going to want to be ready… to relax.
Here are some pro tips in typical DC fashion: a guide for maximizing the potential of your fun and relaxation while stuck at home.
So, you’ve played Settlers of Catan? Maybe you saw it on Parks and Recreation or you even traded lumber for ore in public at Borderstan’s Board Room. Take your civilization-building to the next level with 7 Wonders.
In this 2010 Greek game for two or more, each player uses different categories of cards to amass resources, wage warfare, and build wonders. Just like in Catan, there are complicated-to-explain rules and the player with the most victory points wins. What makes 7 Wonders different is that no one can tell who’s winning until the end, and that a full, three-age game can be completed in less than an hour.
DC Public Library
The DC Public Library isn’t what it used to be. It’s much more! Take a popular novel, say… Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer. A quick search on the library site reveals not only that the book is available in multiple locations, but that you can also get the audiobook on CD, a free download of the epub or kindle version of the book and a DVD of the 2006 movie based on the book.
Snow keeping you at home longer than you thought? No problem, renew online. When I actually wanted to listen to the JSF audiobook, I slipped into old routines and looked for a torrent online. It was actually a pain to try and find one and instead I went to the MLK Library downtown. Welcome to 2013, when it’s more convenient to go to the library than to download media illegally.
Okay, Ms. “I don’t watch TV,” let’s talk about Netflix. Ever since the company changed their price structure, separating the instant, streaming content from the DVD-by-mail service, the quality of what’s available online has been going up. But when you’re home for multiple days, it’s time to get serious about your queue and how you watch it.
If you have a TV, but not a Wii or Xbox Live, then it’s time to think about Roku. For $50, you get a little box that uses wifi to connect your tv and any online video account you already have. Parents have HBO? HBO GO works on there, too. Then it’s time to move past the basics. If it’s a really long break consider starting the entire run of Cheers or Star Trek: The Next Generation. Or maybe movies that have slipped out of notice like Mike Judge’s Extract from 2009. Dig Deep.
If the clouds really deliver, then why not have some fun outside of your home fortress/prison with urban snowshowing? Snowshoes, even cheap ones on Amazon, allow you to distribute your weight and walk on top of the snow instead of slogging through it. I watched this video so you don’t have to, and it seems that snowshoeing technique can be boiled down to this piece of advice: walk.
Rock Creek Park, Fort Reno and even Malcolm X (Meridian Hill Park) all provide plenty of stomping ground to explore, and are possible to be reached by foot from Borderstan.
Thanks for reading, and remember to get ready for snow and to be prepared… for fun!
The back-to-back February snowstorms–the Snowpocalypse–were rich opportunities for bloggers to provide endless updates and photos (guilty!). We put together the Top 10 posts in terms of page views and the winner, by a country mile, was “LET ME IN!” Whole Foods Closes Early; Urban Hipsters Panic with 17th Street Safeway: The Essentials Update in a respectable second place. The Top 10 list is below the fold.
Also, be sure to check out the 760 photos contributed by 68 readers at the Borderstan Snowpocalypse flickr pool.
As for “Snowpocalypse,” if you search for it on Wikipedia, you are redirected to “Snowmageddon“– under which are two separate and lengthy entries for the North American Blizzards of 2010:
Snowmageddon, Snowpocalypse and Snowzilla are portmanteaus of the word “snow” with “Armageddon”, “Apocalypse” and “Godzilla” respectively and can refer specifically to:
The Top 10 list of Borderstan Snowpocalypse posts is below the fold.
How did the DC Government do in its efforts to remove snow from the city’s streets this winter? When giving your grade, consider the December snowstorm as well as the back-to-back storms in February that comprised Snowpocalypse. Be sure to check out the photos that Borderstan readers contributed via Flickr in our Snowpocalypse Gallery.
Note: We ran a similar poll in early February and you can view the results. You may vote in this poll even if you voted in the first one.